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Relentless Winter by =fogllama:iconfogllama:

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Journal: 31 January, 2009. I don't think I can take much more of winter. The relentless frozen monotony, the endless cold gnawing at one's soul like wolves cracking the bones of their kill for the marrow. It's too much, it's too...

Waiter: Would you care for more ice tea, sir?

Llama: Oh, yes. Thank you.

Waiter: And how was the Wom Kim's Peach Pudding?

Llama: Wonderful! It was a fantasy of peaches, cake, buttermilk and cream made real.

Waiter: Very good, sir.

Llama: Now, where was I? Oh, yes...

It's too much! I can't take being cooped up in this depressing cabin any more. Damn, you, cruel winter!

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Yes, I took that as the sun was sinking low in the west on January 31, and shortly after that had a wonderful dinner and that very dessert.

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:icondudymas:
~Dudymas Feb 1, 2009, 4:52:27 PM
I think I see a llama swimming under the bridge D:



Neato! I wouldn't expect the water to be that calm.
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~Ziblink Feb 4, 2009, 12:20:39 PM
Zib: Waiter?

Waiter: Yes?

Zib: Why is that ma- thin- animal talking like that?

Waiter: I'm afraid i don't understand madam.

Zib: You know, talking gibberish about his food and such; a fantasy?

Waiter: Aaah, I'm afraid he suffers from pretentious git syndrome.

Zib: Really? I had no idea!

Waiter: Yes, they often look perfectly normal until you get them talking about white wine or the stock market.

Zib: Is there a cure?

Waiter: Couldn't say madam. I recommend vigorous hitting myself.

Zib: Indeed, beat the sense into them.

Waiter: Would you like some more paragons in your just desserts?

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Thats the problem with the world today; intelligence is constant, and the populations increasing.
:iconfogllama:
=fogllama Feb 4, 2009, 3:11:57 PM
Ziblinky lies over the ocean
Ziblinky lies over the sea
Thank goodness for all of that water
If it keeps her from beating me
:blowkiss:
:iconziblink:
~Ziblink Feb 6, 2009, 5:35:06 AM
My supper lies over the ocean,
My dinner lies over the rail,
If Foggy keeps up this commotion,
My pudding will be in a pail!

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Thats the problem with the world today; intelligence is constant, and the populations increasing.
:iconzalmaki:
~Zalmaki Feb 16, 2009, 6:38:14 PM
You call that winter? Pfft. There're leaves on the trees still!

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:earth: We're all in this together.
:iconfogllama:
=fogllama Feb 16, 2009, 7:57:00 PM
Yeah, but the boaters have to wear windbreakers!
:iconzalmaki:
~Zalmaki Feb 17, 2009, 3:14:55 PM
...i will end you.

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:earth: We're all in this together.
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